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Whose Son Is the Greatest

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'"

"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"

The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"

  


谁的儿子最伟大

    四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。我儿子是个牧师,第一个骄傲的母亲说,当他走进一个房间时,人们会说,您好,牧师。

  第二个母亲接着说,我儿子是个主教,当他走进一个房间时,人们会说,您好,主教阁下。


 我儿子是红衣主教,第三个母亲继续,当他走进一个房间时,人们会说,您好,尊敬的红衣主教。


  第四个母亲想了一会儿,说:我儿子身高610吋,体重300磅,当他走进一个房间时,人们都说,哦,我的上帝!




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