Patient and Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I need your help. I think I'm a dog.
Psychologist: That's awful. Come into my office and lie
down on the couch.
Patient: I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.
病人和医生
病人：医生，我需要你的帮助。我觉得我是一只狗。
心理医生：那可太痛苦了。到我的办公室里来，躺在长椅上。
病人：我不能。因为我被禁止到家具上去。