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Count to one Hundred Before You Speak



In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."

No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.

at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire."

数到一百再说

课堂上,老师背靠火炉站着,对学生们说:“说话前要三思,起码数到50,重要的事情要数到一百。

老师的话音刚落,学生立刻从“1”开始数起来。最后一起喊:“98,99,100!老师,您的衣服着火了。”


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