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Source: 恒星英语学习网  snow  2009-02-12  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  
I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.


He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."


我要表现得象位女士

一天,远东百货公司的女装大减价,一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是,没过多久,他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。 
他竭力忍耐着。后来,他低下头,挥动双臂,挤过人群。 

你干嘛?有人尖声叫道,你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?
听着,他说,我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起,我要表现得象个女士!"
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