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Secret For a Long Life

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."


长寿秘诀

一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。 
我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,那女士说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?
我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。
哦,真神奇,女士说。你高寿?
二十六。
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