Lose Something, Anyone?
(Originally in English)
There was a man who was drunk and was “zig-zagging”
as he got onto a bus. As soon as he was on the bus,
he said, “Who lost a bunch of 100 dollar bills with a
rubber band around it?” A lot of people ran toward him
and said, “Me, me, me!” And he said,
“Here’s the rubber band.”
异想天开
有个喝醉酒的人踉踉跄跄地坐上公交车。他一上车就说：
「谁掉了一叠用橡皮筋捆起来的百元钞票？」
一堆人冲过来说：「是我！是我！」他说：「那条橡皮筋在这里。」