No Bullets
(Originally In Au Lac Language)
There was a man whose house was being robbed.
The robber pointed a gun at the man and asked
him to give him his money and valuables. The man
then told him, "To tell you the truth, nowadays
the economy has gone down. My company has almost
gone bankrupt, so I don't have anything for you.
So if you shoot me, it won't do you any good.
Even though we look like this, we don't have any
more money. We also have many debts.
The robber sighed, "That's right. Lately, all
the houses that I've robbed had nothing. Look at
my gun, I don't even have money to buy bullets.
He couldn't even feed his gun! 」
不景气
有一位仁兄被打劫，贼大哥抢进了他家，一把枪正对着
他的手掌心要他把金银拿出来，他忙说：
「说实话，老哥，这阵子经济不景气，我们公司
都快破产了，我真的没什么可以奉献，你打死我
也没用，你是知道的，现在到处都经济不景气，
不只我们一家，看外表不错而已，其实我们真的
一块钱都没有，还到处贷欠呢！」
贼大哥一声长叹：「这就对了！事实上，我上哪
一家打劫都这样说。什么都没有了，所以呢你看，
就我这口枪都没钱买子弹，就只这么一口枪
而已都养不起，真是……」