Such A Lawyer!
(Originally in English)
A lawyer was walking down the street when
he saw a car accident.
He immediately ran over to the accident scene
and handed out his business card, saying,
"I'll take either side. I saw everything.
Whichever side, or both sides I'll take it."
律师本色
有位律师走在路上时，刚好目击了一场车祸发生，
他就赶紧跑过去递上名片说：「无论哪一方，我都
可以帮忙打官司，整个过程我都看见了，知道得很
清楚，任何一方或双方我都可以为他辩护。」