每天一笑 英语笑话

Believe The Doctor

相信医生

有一个人的先生快死了，躺在病房那边。医生就叫他太太出来说：

「他快死了，一定不行了！你赶快进去，尽量听听他最后要讲什么。」

那个先生听到了，就说：「我还没有死，还可以讲话呢！我还不会那么

快死。」然后那个太太就说：「哼！你闭嘴啦，你比医生还知道吗？」

There was a woman whose husband was lying in a hospital
room, dying. The doctor then called the woman over and
said, "He will die soon; he definitely cannot live any longer;
hurry in and see what his last words are." The husband
heard that and said, "I am still alive. I can still talk! I won't
die so fast." Then the wife said, " Shut up! Do you know
better than the doctor?"