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托福英语:英文笑话及诗歌欣赏

Source: 恒星英语学习网  Onion  2010-06-10  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  
Part II:极速句法
  Jokes
  1.There’s a man down the street who has such big feet that when it rains, he lies down and uses them as umbrellas!
  2.Last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.
  3.Have you heard about Will Knott? He’s so lazy that he sings his name Won’t.
  Poems
  My Daughter
  Dear daughter,
  I’ve loved you from the very start.
  You’re all I hoped a daughter would be,
  and I hope that my love for you is clear for you to see.
  I try so hard to say the things that I know you need to hear,
  and not a day goes by
  when I don’t wish that you were here.
  And now I’m sending you this message
  because I want you to know
  that you’re the bright star in my life—
  you’ve set my whole world aglow.
  An English Song
  Edelweiss
  Edelweiss, edelweiss,
  every morning you greet me.
  Small and white, clean and bright,
  you look happy to meet me.
  Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow,
  bloom and grow forever.
  Edelweiss, edelweiss,
  bless my homeland forever.
  Edelweiss, edelweiss,
  every morning you greet me.
  Small and white, clean and bright,
  you look happy to meet me.
  Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow,
  bloom and grow forever.
  Edelweiss, edelweiss,
  bless my homeland forever.
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