2. 【I think I broke the school record for the mile. I ran all the way to the grocery store and back in 15 minutes, and that is counting the weird, awkward stare I got from the old lady that rung all that stuff up.】往返于学校和杂货店的时间，再加上被无端打量的时间才用掉15分钟，都能够打破学校的百米记录...这是本段的第二处幽默。
3. 【-Life stinks.-Well, it's kinda funny considering we're in a bathroom.】stink v.发臭，这里用来形容"生活"，意在抱怨人生糟透了，并非取其字面意思。而"考虑到我们是在厕所里，这句话变得更有趣"，是说，如果按照字面意思，说"人生臭烘烘的"也正好符合当时的场景。这是本段的第三处幽默。
4. 【Can't believe I'm old enough to use the word "pregnant" in a sentence, much less actually be pregnant.】to use the word "pregnant" 14岁的女孩子说怀孕这个词都是奢侈，更何况( to ) be pregnant怀孕就更加less actually不真实了。低潮时需要自嘲，这就是一例。