朱丽安·摩尔搞笑领奖：
I’ve heard it said that winning an Oscar means you live five years longer. If that’s true I want to thank the academy because my husband is younger than me.
我听说领一个小金人回家，可以让你多活五年。如果这是真的，我想要感谢组委会，因为我的丈夫比我年轻。
Alejandro González Iárritu does funny and serious:
亚利桑德罗·冈萨雷斯·伊纳里图既搞笑又严肃：
Maybe next year the government might impose some immigration rules on the academy. Two Mexicans in a row is suspicious. [On Mexican immigrants in the US] I hope they can be treated with respect of the ones who came before and built this incredible immigrant nation.
没准明年政府会对组委会出台什么移民条例：两个墨西哥人一块儿领奖是十分可疑的（讽刺美国的墨西哥移民政策）。我希望那些移民到这里，并创建了这个伟大移民国家的人民可以获得应有的尊重。
Alejandro González Iárritu does bonus backstage funny:
亚利桑德罗后台又搞笑：
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn’t allow you to enjoy things.
恐惧是生活的安全套，它不许你享受。