最恶搞的圣诞祝福
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,
grabs you and puts you in a sack
don't worry I told Santa
I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
如果某天晚上一个胖子跳进你的窗户、抓起你往麻袋里塞，别担心。
那是我告诉圣诞老人，我要你做我的圣诞礼物。
圣诞快乐！
最内涵的圣诞祝福
An urgent help please. One of my close friends has come. I have directed him to you. Kindly arrange a room for him and take care of him. He is little childish. Kindly bear with him. His name is Jesus. Merry xmas.
紧急求助！我一个好朋友来了，我让他去找你。麻烦你安排一个房间、好好照顾他。他有点孩子气，耐心点啦。他的名字叫“耶稣”。圣诞快乐！