"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."—Joan Rivers, comedian
“人们都说钱不是打开幸福之门的钥匙，但我总觉得如果你特有钱的话，雇人给你打造一把钥匙肯定不成问题。”—Joan Rivers, 喜剧演员
