跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死，“啪！”那才是死了。
7. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
好客就是让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样，尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。
8. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
活到老，2到老。
9. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
直译：如果你始终脚踏实地，那就别想穿裤子了。
意译：人太老实没法活。
10. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
直译：世界总是在变，但我却怎么也便不出来。
意译：人生何处不杯具，唯有面对饮水机。