It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).
超穿条纹西装的人扔小刀是非法的（难道朝其他人飞刀不犯法？）
Kentucky
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
每位公民每年必须洗一次澡
Nebraska
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
酒吧不能卖酒除非他们同时又煮了一桶汤。
Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.
留小胡子的男人不能亲吻妇女。
New Hampshire
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
不准卖掉你正穿的衣服来付赌债。
New Jersey
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
在渔汛期男人不可以织网（？）
New Mexico
Females may not appear unshaven in public.
女性不可以未修面就出现在公共场合。
New York
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.
步入电梯，你不能和人说话，必须交叠双手、直视门口。（原来那么多人都违法了）
North Carolina
It’s against the law to sing off-key.
唱歌走音是非法的（大家都别唱了╮(╯▽╰)╭）
North Dakota
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
穿鞋子躺倒睡觉时非法的。。。