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超搞笑! 与Lady Gaga撞衫时

Source: 恒星英语学习网  Onion  2010-03-01  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  

Gaga:cute...

Andy:Hi,Fred,did the fruit come?

Fred:Yeah,I'll get it.

Andy:Oh,no!

Gaga:No way!

Andy:This is wierd.

Gaga:I can't believe this !I spent $20,000 on this dress.

Andy:Yeah,and I made this out of garbage.

Gaga and Andy:Fashion!

Andy:All right,I guess...,I'll go change .

Gaga:Oh,wait ,Andy ,I think it looks very great on you .

Andy:Really?

Gaga:Really.

Andy:I think great minds do think alike .

Gaga:Kiss me ,Andy.

Andy:We can't do this .

Gaga:Why not?Are you married?

Andy:No,I mean physically I can't do this .I can't reach you .

Gaga:Prove it.

Andy:Damn it ,Gaga,just marry me.

Gaga:Fine!One condition.

Andy:Anything.

Gaga:I wanna a divorce.

Andy:You thicky son of bitch!

Woman:Guess I gotta find some else sweater at the party.

Man:Yeah,me too.


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