LADY : Have you any shoes like these?
SALESMAN: What size?
Lady: Size five.
Salesman: What colour?
Lady: Black.
Salesman: I’m sorry. We haven’t any.
Lady: But my sister bought this pair last month.
Salesman: Did she buy them here?
Lady: No, she bought them in the U.S.
Salesman: We had some shoes like those a month ago, but we haven’t any now.
Lady: Can you get a pair for me please?
Salesman: I’m afraid that I can’t. They were in fashion last year and the year before last.
But they’re not in fashion this year.
Salesman: These shoes are in fashion now.
Lady: They look very uncomfortable.
Salesman: They are very uncomfortable. But women always wear uncomfortable shoes!
