fake – v. to make something seem true or real in order to trick someone
consistency – n. the quality or fact of staying the same at different times
dumb – adj. not showing or having good judgment or intelligence : stupid or foolish
appropriate – adj. right or suited for some purpose or situation
column – n. an article in a newspaper or magazine that appears regularly and that is written by a particular writer or deals with a particular subject
vital – adj. extremely important
baffling – adj. confusing