I spent the day helping my friend, Babbit, on his farm. When I got home, my wife said, “You stink!” I headed straight for the shower.
我花了一天时间帮助好友Babbit在他的农场里干活。当我回到家时，妻子对我说，“你臭！”我直奔浴室去洗澡。
I ran the water, closed the shower curtain, and adjusted the showerhead. I worked the soap into a lather and scrubbed from head to toe. I rinsed off the soap and toweled off.
我放水，拉上浴帘，并调整喷头。我将香皂达成泡沫，浑身上下都涂满了泡沫。我洗掉肥皂，并擦干身子。
When I went back into the living room, my wife said, “You still stink! You need to soak in a bath!”
当我走回客厅，我的妻子说，“你闻起来还臭！你需要浴缸里泡泡！”
I went back into the bathroom, put the stopper in the bathtub, and turned on the faucet. I didn’t want to take any chances. I took some of my wife’s bubble bath and poured it into the bathtub. When the bath was ready, I got in. I soaked for a half hour and I washed every nook and cranny.
我返回浴室，把浴缸的塞子塞上，打开水龙头。我不想冒任何风险。我用了妻子的泡泡浴，往浴缸里倒了些。洗澡水准备好时，我进入浴缸，我进来，我跑了半个小时，全身上下洗了个遍。
When I went back into the living room, my wife said, “Wow, you smell as pretty as a flower!” That wasn’t exactly what I was going for, but I’d rather smell like flowers than pigs!
当我再次走进客厅，我的妻子说，“哇，你闻起来像花一样香！”这不是我想要的，但我宁愿闻起来像花一样而不愿意闻起来像猪一样！
