【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→八月第26期 20080826

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• EDI (2008-8-26 09:56:46)

  sofa

• email (2008-8-26 10:09:09)

  长头发
  
  
  
  
  A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. 　 "I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
  一位年輕的男孩正準備駕駛車出去.他問父親,如果他們討論誰用這部汽車,誰是是部長,我已經與你商量好了.他這樣對著父親說;你拿到等級回來,拿到你的聖經,切掉你的頭發,然後再跟他們說吧
  
  
  A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
  一個月後這男孩回來又一次這樣問他父親如果他們討論誰用這部汽車,
  
  
  
  "Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"
  兒子,我為你感到自豪,你已經拿到等級回來,也拿到你的聖經,但是你還沒有切掉你的頭發
  
  
  
  "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
  爸爸,你知道.我想了好久那個聖經是留著長頭發,摩西是留著長頭發,諾亞是留著長頭發,和恰好耶蘇也是留著長頭發
  
  
  
  
  "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
  是的兒子.可是他們各處都是步行的啊!

• EDI (2008-8-26 10:10:46)

  长头发
  
  A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. 　 "I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
  一个男孩刚获准得到了驾驶许可。他问他的父亲，谁是部长呢，他们能决定他的汽车使用权呢？“我会帮你解决这个问题的，不过你得先把你的学习成绩提高，学习圣经，还有就是要把你的头发去理短，之后我们再谈，父亲很认真地说着。”
  A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
  一个月后，男孩又来找他的父亲，爸爸让我们来谈谈我的汽车的使用权这个问题吧。
  "Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"
  “儿子，我很为你感到自豪，你现在把成绩提高了，也有读圣经，但是你怎么没有理发呢。”
  "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
  “爸爸，你知道吗？我也在思考这个问题呢。参孙是留长发，摩西也是，甚至连耶稣也是呢。”
  "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
  “嗯，没错。但是你知不知道他们到哪里都是步行呢。”

• vvy7 (2008-8-26 10:16:35)

  haha!

• SammiHuang (2008-8-26 10:17:56)

  A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. 　 "I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
  有一个年轻的男孩刚刚拿到他的驾驶执照。他询问他作为部长的父亲：他们能不能讨论一下他对汽车的使用权。“我会考虑一下，”父亲说。“如果你能提高你的学习成绩，稍微地学习一下圣经，剪一下你的头发，到时候我们就谈一下。”
  A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
  一个月之后，这男孩回来并再次向父亲提出讨论关于他对汽车的使用权的问题。
  "Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"
  "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
  
  “儿子，我为你感到自豪。你已经使学习成绩上升了，也已经学习了你的圣经，但是你没有剪你的头发！”
  “你知道的，父亲，我一直都在考虑这件事。参孙留长头发， 摩西留长头发， 诺亚留长头发，甚至连耶稣都留长头发。”
  "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
  “嗯，没错。但是你知不知道他们到哪里都是步行的呢！”
  
  [ 本帖最后由 SammiHuang 于 2008-8-26 10:19 编辑 ]

• 小陈 (2008-8-26 10:28:21)

  

• ||Maple|| (2008-8-26 10:46:36)

  有一个年轻的男孩刚刚拿到他的驾驶执照。他问他的父亲，谁是部长,他们能不能讨论一下他对汽车的使用权。“我可以帮你解决这个问题，”父亲说道。“但你得提高你的学习成绩，稍微地学习一下圣经，剪掉你的头发，到时候我们就谈谈。”
     一个月过去了，男孩回来并再次向父亲谈论关于他对汽车的使用权的问题。
    “儿子，我为你感到自豪，你现在把成绩提高了，也读了圣经，但是你为何不理发呢！”
    “父亲，你知道的，我一直都在考虑这件事。参孙留长发， 摩西留长发， 诺亚留长发，甚至连耶稣也留着长发。”
    “没错，儿子。但是你知不知道他们到哪里都是步行呢！”

• yunyi (2008-8-26 11:00:04)

  长头发
  A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. 　 "I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
  一个年轻男孩刚刚获得驾照，他问他的部长父亲他是否可以开车了，他父亲说道：“如果你能将驾照升级，看点圣经，再把头发剪了的话，我们就可以谈谈，我也将妥协的”。
  A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
  "Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"
  "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
  "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
  一个月后，儿子回来了并且再次问他的父亲他是否可以开车了。“儿子，我真为你自豪，你已经将驾照升级了，也研究了圣经，但是你没剪头发！”
  “您知道，爸爸，我一直在考虑这件事，圣孙是长头发，摩西是长头发，诺亚是长头发，甚至耶稣也是长头发。”
  “是的，儿子，但他们无论到哪里都是步行的啊！”

• TIna-0 (2008-8-26 11:33:50)

  so funny

• atongmu (2008-8-26 16:35:53)

  funny

• ismile (2008-8-26 17:14:23)

  A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. 　 "I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
  
  一个年轻的男孩儿刚刚得到驾驶许可,他问他爸爸,谁是部长,是否他们可以讨论一下汽车的使用权问题."我可以替你处理,'"爸爸说."你提高你的成绩,学习一点圣经,把你的长发剪短,然后我们再谈."
  
  
  A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
  
  一个月后这个男孩儿回来了又问他爸爸是否他可以使用汽车.
  
  
  "Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"
  
  "儿子,我真的为你骄傲.你已经提高了成绩并学习了圣经,但是你为什么没有把头发剪短呢!"
  
  
  "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
  
  
  "你知道的,爸爸,我一直在想这件事.参孙留着长发,摩西也留长发,诺亚是长发,甚至耶酥也是长头发."
  
  
  "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
  
  "是的儿子,所以他们无论去哪儿都是步行!"

• 小古 (2008-8-26 19:53:48)

  但他们无论到哪里都是步行的啊,so  funny