【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→九月第19期 20080919

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(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)

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你知道我是干什么的吗


One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.


Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.


“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money.People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”

“You don't know my work,” said the other.

“What is your work?”

“I'm a policeman.


“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”

“No,”said the policeman.


“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”






【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→九月第19期 20080919☆今天你笑了吗?!


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  • atongmu (2008-9-19 12:10:42)

    policeman and writer
  • ritazhang (2008-9-19 13:00:36)

    Good Story!
  • christina (2008-9-19 14:44:03)

    One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
    一天晚上一家旅馆着火,里面的人穿着睡衣便跑了出来。
    Two men stood outside and looked at the fire
    两个人站在旅馆外看着熊熊燃烧的火焰。
    “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money.People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”
    “我出来前,”一个人说道,“我冲进了一些房间发现了很多钱。人们在恐惧的时候就想不到钱了。如果有人把纸币留在火灾现场,一定会被火烧毁。所以不会有人因为我拿了这些钱而变穷。”
    “You don't know my work,” said the other.
    “你不知道我是做什么工作的吧。”另一个人说。
    “What is your work?”
    “你是做什么的?”
    “I'm a policeman.
    “我是警察。”
    “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”
    “哦!”第一个人失声叫道。他迅速思考了一下说:“那你知道我做什么的吗?”
    “No,”said the policeman.
    “不知道。”警察回答。
    “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
    “我是一个作家。我经常说一些根本没发生过的故事。”
  • muchenxin (2008-9-19 14:51:24)

    One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.


    Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.


    “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money.People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”

    “You don't know my work,” said the other.

    “What is your work?”

    “I'm a policeman.


    “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”

    “No,”said the policeman.


    “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”

    简单的说就是一个作家趁火打劫,刚好遇到了一个警察,警察想抓他就范,然而那个人灵机一动,说自己是作家,经常报道一些没有的事情

  • jely (2008-9-19 22:09:14)

      挺搞笑的
  • email (2008-9-20 11:07:03)

  • djwxiaoxiao (2008-9-20 11:33:27)

    聪明人比比皆是
  • xjjxsz (2008-9-20 11:40:36)


    Isn't it a small world?
  • strawhat (2008-9-28 13:31:31)

    thanks
  • EDI (2008-9-29 09:17:30)

    你知道我是干什么的吗
    One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
    一夜一家旅馆着火了,住客们都纷纷穿着睡衣从里面跑出来。
    Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
    两个男人很安全地跑到了外面,目目地看着熊熊热火。
    “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money.People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”
    在我跑出来的时候,我跑到其它住客的房间并找到了很多钱呢。其中 ,一个人说道。大家可能是太害怕了,所以都没有顾虑到钱。反正烧掉了也是烧掉了,所以我尽了全力把能拿的都抢出来了。所以没有一个人会很贫穷的,因为我帮他们拿出来了。
    “You don't know my work,” said the other.
    "你知道我是做什么的吗?另一个男人问道。
    “What is your work?”
    “你是干什么的呢?”
    “I'm a policeman.
    “我是警察。”
    “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”
    “噢!”第一个男人大哭道。他很快地想了一会儿然后说道,“那你知道我是做什么的吗?”
    “No,”said the policeman.
    “不知道。”警察答道。
    “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
    “我是一个作家,我总是会构想一些不会发生的事。”