【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→七月第30期 20080730

Happiness is the best cosmetic!!
(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)

回贴要求:请大家看完后,尝试将内容翻译成中文!(不要偷懒哦!)
奖励制度为:翻译基本到位的前三位朋友,版主统一发放"恒星币"!
所以,各位朋友,不仅要译得好,还要来的早哦!

奖励名单:(三名)

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三只强鼠

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

今天实在抱歉,来晚了,让大家久等了,上面的笑话之前发过的,新的补在下面哦.

恒友们保持开心状态,努力学习吧!

Father and monkey


Tommy was four, and he liked pictures very much, but he was very bad at drawing.

One day he wanted to draw a picture of his father, when he looked at the picture he had drawn, he was not happy.

“Well,” he said to his father at last, “I will put a tail on it and make it a monkey.”



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[ 本帖最后由 我爱英语 于 2008-7-30 14:28 编辑 ]
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  • chenweili2008 (2008-7-30 14:21:42)

    三只老鼠坐在酒吧里谈论自己得勇敢和强壮。
    第一只老鼠说:我很顽强,曾经吃了一口袋老鼠药。
    第二只老鼠说:我也很顽强,曾经被老鼠夹搞得一块一块得。
    第三只老鼠起来说道:迟来的家伙,我远离家后把猫搞得很烦。。
  • xiaoxia19892006 (2008-7-30 14:26:03)

    三只强鼠



    Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
    三只老鼠在一个吧里吹嘘他们的勇敢与坚强.
    The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
    第一只说,"我很强的,曾经有一次我吃了一袋有毒的老鼠药.'
    The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
    第二只说"呢,我也很强,曾经我被关在一个老鼠捕捉器中,但我却把它咬开了."
    Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

    然后第三只起来并说" 兄弟们, 我现在就要离开家去不断骚扰那只猫.



    later guys
    我不知道怎么说`\`
  • xiaoxia19892006 (2008-7-30 14:27:26)

    I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
    I'm off home to harass the cat."

    to harrass不是表目地
    puzzled ``\
  • email (2008-7-30 14:35:44)

    三只强鼠



    Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
    三只老鼠坐在橫木談論有關他們的勇敢和堅強

    The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
    一只老鼠說,我很強.一次我能吃所有滿口袋老鼠藥.
    The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
    二只老鼠說,我更加強.一次能捉老鼠被老鼠夾住了,我都能逃開.
    Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
    然後三只老鼠站起來說.家伙啊!煩惱的貓看到我都怕了.
  • julia225 (2008-7-30 15:02:14)

    三只老鼠坐在酒吧里在吹嘘他们的勇敢和坚强。
    第一只老鼠说,我很强,曾经我吃掉了一整袋的老鼠药。
    第二只老鼠说,我很强,曾经我被捕鼠器抓到,我把它给咬断了。
    第三只猫起身说,兄弟们,我现在要离家去骚扰那只猫了。
  • julia225 (2008-7-30 15:06:56)

    Father and monkey
    汤米四岁了,他很喜欢画画,但他画得很糟糕。
    有一天,他想画他爸爸,但当他看着自己画的画时,他不高兴了。
    终于他对他爸爸说,这样吧,我再画条尾巴在上面把它化成一只猴子。
  • xxt_xia (2008-7-30 16:06:24)

    有三只老鼠在酒吧里谈论关于他们的强壮和坚强
    第一只老鼠说:我是如此的强壮有一次我吃了老鼠药
    第二只老鼠说:我也是如此的强壮有一次我被关天老鼠捕器里,我都把它咬碎了
    第三只老鼠站起来说::家伙!猫看到我都烦脑.
  • 女娃子 (2008-7-30 16:27:51)

                    爸爸和猴子
    四岁的汤米很喜欢图画,但是他不擅长画画。一天他想画一张他爸爸的画像,当他看着他画的画时,一点儿也不高兴,最后他对他爸爸说:“我要再画条尾巴在上面 把它变成一只猴子。”
  • 沫沫茶 (2008-7-30 16:37:23)

    Father and monkey    父亲和猴子
    Tommy was four, and he liked pictures very much, but he was very bad at drawing.
    汤姆4岁了,他非常喜欢画画,但是他画得很糟糕。
    One day he wanted to draw a picture of his father, when he looked at the picture he had drawn, he was not happy.
    有一天他想要为他的父亲画张画,但是当他看着自己画好的画时,却高兴不起来。
    “Well,” he said to his father at last, “I will put a tail on it and make it a monkey.”
    “这样吧,”最终他对他的父亲说,“我再在画上添一条尾巴这样他就看起来像猴子了。”
  • hxmichelle (2008-7-30 16:58:16)

    Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
    三隻強鼠在酒吧裡吹噓自己的勇敢和堅強。
    he first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
    第一隻先說道:我非常堅強,一次我吃完了整袋的老鼠藥
    The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
    第二隻說:我比你堅強,一次我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬断了它
    Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
    第三隻站起來說道:等一會,我离开家去骚扰猫。”
  • 昨夜风过 (2008-7-30 17:10:30)

    has there Chinese translation? i have a little unknow in somewhere.
  • fengjin-17 (2008-7-30 17:23:18)

  • 小陈 (2008-7-30 17:33:17)

  • EDI (2008-7-30 17:54:28)

    Father and monkey
    爸爸和猴子
    Tommy was four, and he liked pictures very much, but he was very bad at drawing.
    汤米今年四岁,他很爱画画,但是他的画画技术却不怎么样。
    One day he wanted to draw a picture of his father, when he looked at the picture he had drawn, he was not happy.
    一天,他要帮他的爸爸画一幅肖像画,那天他心情不是很好,所以他就看着图纸提笔就画。
    “Well,” he said to his father at last, “I will put a tail on it and make it a monkey.”
    “好了,他对爸爸说道。嗯,最后我要帮他再加上一条尾巴,这样就是一只猴子了。”
  • 韩娜琪 (2008-7-30 19:42:41)

    interesting
  • cooling (2008-7-30 20:25:19)

    Tommy was four, and he liked pictures very much, but he was very bad at drawing.
    Tommy4岁了,他很喜欢图片,但是他的画画很糟糕。


    One day he wanted to draw a picture of his father, when he looked at the picture he had drawn, he was not happy.
    有一天他想画一张爸爸的画,当他看着自己所画的画,他觉得不高兴。


    “Well,” he said to his father at last, “I will put a tail on it and make it a monkey.”

    “好吧”最后他和他的父亲说。“我要给它添上一条尾巴让它变成一只猴子”

  • puffpear (2008-7-31 08:08:50)

    I can imagine,Tommy indeed was bad at drawing.