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猪和女巫
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and break his car.
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lanzi325 (2008-9-13 12:32:42)
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies ”WITCH"
They each continue on their way ,and as the man rounds the next corner ,he crashs into a pig in the middle of the road and break his car .
meas：
一個男人開著車在一倏狹窄的山路上向上行駛，在同一倏路上一個女人在開車向下坡行駛。當他們碰面時，那個女人靠向窗口說:"豬”
那個男人聽到立即靠向窗口回答道:"女巫"
他們繼續赶自己的路，在下個拐彎處，那個男人撞到了一頭在路中央的豬，他車被撞壞了
Barbara (2008-9-13 12:40:54)
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and break his car.
Well…actually, if only men would listen.
一个男人沿着一条陡峭狭窄的山路开车上山。一个妇女正在网下开。当他们相遇的时候，妇女的头伸出去说了一声猪，那个男子马上回了一句，女巫。他们又继续上路，当男子走到下一个弯道的时候，他撞到了在路中间的猪，摔坏了他的车。
sybil (2008-9-13 12:46:10)
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!”这个男人立即反击道“女巫！”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and break his car.他们继续开他们的车，当这个男人开到下个转角的时候，他撞上了马路中间的猪，并且他的车也撞坏了。
Well…actually, if only men would listen.是的，实际上，如果这个男的只是听到这个女的劝告就不会出现这样问题了。。。
cooling (2008-9-13 13:22:43)
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
一个男人正往一条陡峭且狭窄的山路向上开车。这时一个女的也正往这条路向下开车。当他们彼此经过的时候，那个女的就伸出车窗大喊“猪！”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!”
那个男的也伸出车窗并回应道，“女巫！！”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and break his car.
然后他们就各自继续前进自己的路，当那个男的来到下个转弯处的时候，他撞上了一头正在路中间的猪并且撞坏了自己的车。
Well…actually, if only men would listen.
好啦......事实上，要是那个男的听那个女的就好了。
danlien (2008-9-13 13:53:02)
很快地，那个男的也靠着窗口回了一声“巫婆”！
他们继续走自己的路，当那个男的在下个拐弯处拐弯时，没想一下子撞到路中间的猪，把车子都撞坏了。
唉...事实上，要是那个男的认真听话就好了。
email (2008-9-13 16:54:44)
北风和太阳 (2008-9-13 20:32:02)
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and break his car.
Well…actually, if only men would listen.一个男人正驾车上行走在陡峭狭窄的山路上。一个女人正在统一条路上下行。他们路过时，那女人探出窗户说：“猪”。那男人立刻探出窗户答道：“女巫”。他们继续开车，那男人拐到下一个路口，他撞到了路中间的一只猪，车坏了。好，如果那男人听了女人的话
yangchengyao (2008-9-13 20:32:17)
quinn (2008-9-13 22:07:58)
EDI (2008-9-20 11:38:53)
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
一个男人和一个女人碰巧在一条陡峭崎岖的山路上相遇。当他们迎面相遇时，女人把窗户摇下来对男人说道：“猪。”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!”
男人也把窗户摇下来回应道：“女巫。”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and break his car.
他们继续赶路，当男人在第二个转弯口时，连人带车撞向了挡在路中间的一头猪。
what a poor guy !
Well…actually, if only men would listen.
strawhat (2008-9-28 10:34:55)