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Two angry neighbors
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemnly.
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djwxiaoxiao (2008-9-28 09:30:46)
yangyan (2008-9-28 11:15:20)
两个邻居吵了已经有四十年了,Bob买了一只大丹犬在Bill的园子里教它使用浴室,过了一整年,Bob忽视了这只狗,所以Bob又买了一头牛也在Bill的园子里教它使用浴室,一年或半年之后Bob的牛闯进了Bill的园子,他一点也不理会,BOb的屋子前一半被拉起来.Bob赶紧跑过去想要知道18轮发生了什么,
"这是我的新宠物"Bill义正严词的回答.
大概意思是这吧.
yangyan (2008-9-28 11:17:09)
skygaf (2008-9-29 11:48:28)
55lanfei (2008-9-29 13:23:27)
55lanfei (2008-9-29 13:23:51)
55lanfei (2008-9-29 13:24:20)
jackytian75 (2008-9-29 16:43:32)
云中雨 (2008-9-29 20:12:10)
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.在四十年里两个邻居都会在晚上打架。BOB买了只大丹并在BILL的院子里教他用浴室。整整一年BILL都没有理会那只狗。
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.于是BOB有买了只牛并在BILL的院子里叫他用浴室，在以后的一年半里BOB的牛一直在BILL的院子里拉屎，但BILL一直不理但一所住宅在BILL的房子前拔地而起。
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemnly.BOB跑过去想知道发生了什么，BILL严肃的回答说这是我新的玩具象。
云中雨 (2008-9-29 20:13:35)
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.在四十年里两个邻居都会在晚上打架。BOB买了只大丹并在BILL的院子里教他用浴室。整整一年BILL都没有理会那只狗。
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.于是BOB有买了只牛并在BILL的院子里叫他用浴室，在以后的一年半里BOB的牛一直在BILL的院子里拉屎，但BILL一直不理但一所住宅在BILL的房子前拔地而起。
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemnly.BOB跑过去想知道发生了什么，BILL严肃的回答说这是我新的玩具象。
xufan230 (2008-9-29 21:11:32)
两个生气的邻居
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
两个邻居已经有接近40年不和了。鲍勃买了一只丹麦种大狗并且教它在比尔的庭院里使用卫生间。整整一年比尔都不理会这只狗。
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
于是鲍勃买了一头母牛并且教它在比尔的庭院里使用卫生间。大约一年半鲍勃的奶牛都在比尔的庭院里排便。（比尔）一直对这些视若无睹（忽然）一辆拖车推到了比尔的屋子前面。
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemnly.
鲍勃跑过去想知道什么在这个18轮的车子里。
“我的新宠物大象”，比尔严肃的回答。
strawhat (2008-9-29 23:00:20)
Angel-Emily (2008-10-01 19:35:56)
两个邻居互相争斗将近四十年。Bob买了一只大丹狗并且教他用Bill院子里的浴室。整整一年，Bill都视而不见这只狗。
因而Bob买了一头牛还是教他用Bill院子里的浴室。大约一年半后，Bob的牛在Bill的院子里craping；被一只忽视，。。。在Bill的房子前面。
Bob跑过来，想弄明白18车轮里装的是什么。
“我的心宠物大象，”Bill严肃地回答。
sheila (2008-10-02 11:35:43)
北风和太阳 (2008-10-02 22:35:24)
Two angry neighbors
两个生气的邻居
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
两个邻居大家已经四十年了，bob请了一个丹麦人叫他在bill的院子里拉尿。一整年，bill都忽视了他的狗。
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
bob买了一头母牛教他在bill的院子里拉尿。一年半后bob的牛拉尿在bill的院子里，一直被忽视，在bill的房前
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemnly.
bob造访想要知道，什么是18_wheeler
"我的心宠物大象"bill严肃的回答说。
christina (2008-10-03 10:57:56)