A skit , just joke, pls smiling and enjoing
A woman was singing, one of the guests turned to the man by his side and criticized the singer.
"what a rerriable voice" said the man" Do you know who she is?"
"Yes" was the answer"she is my wife" .
"I beger your pardon" the man said"Of course, her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad, I wondered who wrote that awful song?"
"I did" was the answer.....
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Kobe (2008-3-26 14:48:53)
effort (2008-3-27 10:52:22)
Present
A woman will go to England to attend 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
The wife: Very good, thank you.
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
The wife: Which present?
The husband: What I asked for the English girl?
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it's a girl!!!
effort (2008-4-06 22:19:59)
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'"
"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"
The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"
月舞 (2008-4-07 10:48:51)
I like the third one "Whose son is the greatest "
The mothers is pretentious and compare with kiding ,that is imporobable to trust it .
In a word ,it is worth reading .
旺旺 (2008-4-09 16:34:58)
Cherry-muzi (2008-4-09 17:35:31)
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yhw3304459 (2008-4-11 14:23:30)
xuzhoutong (2008-4-11 22:58:25)
xuzhoutong (2008-4-11 22:59:25)
effort (2008-4-13 22:18:54)
one morn again (married cost)
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
effort (2008-4-24 14:47:04)
The Looney Bin
"I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
amulaoda (2008-4-25 14:16:57)
cherry33 (2008-4-26 19:51:03)