【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→九月第20期 20080920

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打击乐手 v.s. 指挥

I was a percussion major when I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept getting things worse.

“When you’re too dumb to play anything,” the professor conducting us sneered, “they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist.”"

A friend next to me whispered, “And if you’re too dumb to hang on to both sticks, they put you in front and call you a conductor.”

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  • email (2008-9-20 11:35:34)

  • xjjxsz (2008-9-20 12:11:36)

  • jely (2008-9-20 12:17:18)

    要是在最后面打击手都做不好的话,那么就让他乐队最前面去做叫指挥。
  • EDI (2008-9-23 10:46:22)

    打击乐手 v.s. 指挥

    I was a percussion major when I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept getting things worse.
    我在大学里主修打击乐,在一次很特殊的学生会晚会演习上,我们表演的节目很糟糕。
    “When you’re too dumb to play anything,” the professor conducting us sneered, “they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist.”"
    “当你们表现的很糟的时候,他们会给你一根木棒,让你在后面呆着,并称你为打击乐手。”给我们指导的教授半开玩笑地对我们大伙说道。
    A friend next to me whispered, “And if you’re too dumb to hang on to both sticks, they put you in front and call you a conductor.”
    在我旁边的一个同学对我耳语道:“如果你就连那两根小木棒都掌控不了,那他们就会让你到前面去,并叫你指挥。”
  • strawhat (2008-9-28 14:09:35)