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打击乐手 v.s. 指挥
I was a percussion major when I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept getting things worse.
“When you’re too dumb to play anything,” the professor conducting us sneered, “they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist.”"
A friend next to me whispered, “And if you’re too dumb to hang on to both sticks, they put you in front and call you a conductor.”
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email (2008-9-20 11:35:34)
xjjxsz (2008-9-20 12:11:36)
jely (2008-9-20 12:17:18)
EDI (2008-9-23 10:46:22)
I was a percussion major when I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept getting things worse.
我在大学里主修打击乐,在一次很特殊的学生会晚会演习上,我们表演的节目很糟糕。
“When you’re too dumb to play anything,” the professor conducting us sneered, “they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist.”"
“当你们表现的很糟的时候,他们会给你一根木棒,让你在后面呆着,并称你为打击乐手。”给我们指导的教授半开玩笑地对我们大伙说道。
A friend next to me whispered, “And if you’re too dumb to hang on to both sticks, they put you in front and call you a conductor.”
在我旁边的一个同学对我耳语道:“如果你就连那两根小木棒都掌控不了,那他们就会让你到前面去,并叫你指挥。”
strawhat (2008-9-28 14:09:35)