Happiness is the best cosmetic!!
(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom’s the best lay in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad–you’re drunk!"
【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→十月第3期 20081003☆今天你笑了吗?! 

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我正在跟你说话
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom’s the best lay in town!"
三个小伙子正在酒吧喝酒,这是一个醉汉进来,蹒跚着走向他们,指着中间的那个小伙,喊道,"你妈妈是这个镇上最好的赌注!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"
谁都以为会打起来了,但是这个小伙子没理他,醉汉迷迷糊糊晃出酒吧走远了.十分钟后,醉汉回来了,还是指着这个小伙,说到:"我刚刚拧好了你的妈妈,好香啊!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad–you’re drunk
wenxiansheng (2008-10-04 10:43:58)
这个小伙还是没有发怒,醉汉又蹒跚着出去了.10分钟后,他回来并说道;"你的妈妈使我更加......."
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad–you’re drunk
最后,这个小伙子打断他,"回家吧,爸爸,你醉了."