Happiness is the best cosmetic!!
(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)
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三个房间
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in.
In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room."
In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again.
Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"
【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→十一月 20081114☆今天你笑了吗?! 
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shirleybaby (2008-11-14 12:08:01)
一个家伙死送到地狱。撒旦遇到他带他到三个房间的门前，要他挑一间并永远呆在里面。第一房间里的人站着，狗屎在他们脖子上。这个家伙说，“不，让我看一个房间。”第二个房间人们站着，狗屎在他们鼻子上。那家伙再次说不。最后撒旦打开第三个房间的门，人们站着，狗屎在他们膝盖上，一边喝咖啡一边吃丹麦苏皮饼。这个家伙说，“我先这间”。撒旦说，好并把他留下。那家伙插进去争抢咖啡。过了一会撒旦说，“好了咖啡喝完了，每个人四脚朝天。”
shirleybaby (2008-11-14 12:09:14)
打了几个错字上去，不好意思
Jessica_jing (2008-11-14 13:45:52)
In the first room,people are standing in shit up to theri necke. The guy says"no,let me see the next room."Inthe second room,people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again.Finally,Satan opens the door to the third room.People are standing with shit up to their knees,drinking coffee and eating danish pastries.The guy says:"I pick this room."Satan says okay and starts to leave,and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.On the way out Satan yells:"o.k.,coffee break's over.Everyone back on your heads!"
有个人死后被带到撒旦那里，撒旦接见他并带他来到三个房间门口，叫他选择一间做为他永远的居所。打开第一个房间，人们的脖子都浸在狗屎中，这个人说：“不要，让我看看下个房间。”打开第二个房间，人们的鼻子都浸在狗屎中，这个人又不要。最后，撒旦打开了第三个门，人们和膝盖以下都浸在屎中，而他们在喝咖啡吃着饼。这个人就选了这间。撒旦同意了。当撒旦离开时，这个冲到人群中争抢咖啡，撒旦大喊，咖啡时间结束，每个人四脚朝天。
limengran1 (2008-11-14 13:56:34)
追逐恒星 (2008-11-14 14:28:32)
713915 (2008-11-14 14:36:40)
lxtdp (2008-11-14 18:54:19)
In the first room,people are standing in shit up to theri necke. The guy says"no,let me see the next room."Inthe second room,people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again.Finally,Satan opens the door to the third room.People are standing with shit up to their knees,drinking coffee and eating danish pastries.The guy says:"I pick this room."Satan says okay and starts to leave,and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.On the way out Satan yells:"o.k.,coffee break's over.Everyone back on your heads!"
有人死后被带到撒旦那里，撒旦接见他并带他来到三个房间门口，叫他选择一间做为他永远的居所。打开第一个房间，他看见里面的人们的脖子都浸在狗屎中，这个人说：“不要这间，让我看看下个房间。”打开第二个房间，他看见人们的鼻里面子都浸在狗屎中，这个人又不要。最后，撒旦打开了第三个门，里面的人们和膝盖以下都浸在屎中，而且在喝咖啡吃着饼。这个人就选了这间。撒旦同意了。当撒旦离开时，这个冲到人群中争抢咖啡，这时撒旦大喊，咖啡时间结束，每个头朝下脚朝上！
小草 (2008-11-14 19:30:15)
In the first room,people are standing in shit up to theri necke. The guy says"no,let me see the next room."Inthe second room,people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again.Finally,Satan opens the door to the third room.People are standing with shit up to their knees,drinking coffee and eating danish pastries.The guy says:"I pick this room."Satan says okay and starts to leave,and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.On the way out Satan yells:"o.k.,coffee break's over.Everyone back on your heads!"
有个人死后被带到撒旦那里，撒旦接见他并带他来到三个房间门口，叫他选择一间做为他永远的居所。打开第一个房间，人们的脖子都浸在狗屎中，这个人说：“不要，让我看看下个房间。”打开第二个房间，人们的鼻子都浸在狗屎中，这个人又不要。最后，撒旦打开了第三个门，人们和膝盖以下都浸在屎中，而他们在喝咖啡吃着饼。这个人就选了这间。撒旦同意了。当撒旦离开时，这个冲到人群中争抢咖啡，撒旦大喊，咖啡时间结束，每个人四脚朝天。
legionsun (2008-11-15 00:41:10)
撒旦接待了他并把带他到了三个房间的门前，要求他必须选择一间房间并且永远呆在其中。
第一个房间，人们站在没及脖子的粪便堆里。这个人说：不行，让我看看第二间。
第二个房间，人们站在没及鼻子的粪便堆里。这个人再次说了不行。
最后，撒旦打开了第三个房间的门，人们站在没及膝盖的粪便堆里，喝着咖啡，吃着丹麦糕点。这个人就说：我选择这个房间。撒旦说可以并准备离开。
他蹚进屋里并开始倒咖啡。这时撒旦一边往外走一边喊道：好了，喝咖啡的休息时间结束！每个人头顶朝下恢复倒立！
不好意思，我参考了楼上各位的翻译文本。
strawhat (2008-11-15 09:58:11)
emperor (2008-11-20 19:09:45)
小草 (2008-11-20 19:43:25)
In the first room,people are standing in shit up to theri necke. The guy says"no,let me see the next room."Inthe second room,people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again.Finally,Satan opens the door to the third room.People are standing with shit up to their knees,drinking coffee and eating danish pastries.The guy says:"I pick this room."Satan says okay and starts to leave,and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.On the way out Satan yells:"o.k.,coffee break's over.Everyone back on your heads!"
有个人死后被带到撒旦那里，撒旦接见他并带他来到三个房间门口，叫他选择一间做为他永远的居所。打开第一个房间，人们的脖子都浸在狗屎中，这个人说：“不要，让我看看下个房间。”打开第二个房间，人们的鼻子都浸在狗屎中，这个人又不要。最后，撒旦打开了第三个门，人们和膝盖以下都浸在屎中，而他们在喝咖啡吃着饼。这个人就选了这间。撒旦同意了。当撒旦离开时，这个冲到人群中争抢咖啡，撒旦大喊，咖啡时间结束，每个人四脚朝天。