语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧,
你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧!
Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.
Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?
Girl: Must've been once.I never make the samemistake twice.
Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

最新回复
sean.xyx (2008-8-07 11:54:42)
女孩也来帮帮忙吧!
sean.xyx (2008-8-07 11:55:02)
xiaoxia19892006 (2008-8-07 12:00:13)
Girl: It's in the phone book.
bOY :so ,don't you put it in my phone book.
sean.xyx (2008-8-07 12:04:19)
sean.xyx (2008-8-07 12:05:08)
sean.xyx (2008-8-07 12:18:16)
jely (2008-8-07 12:52:17)
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.
boy: so i follow you ,because i know you must be here.
Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?
Girl: Must've been once.I never make the samemistake twice.
Boy: 这个有点不好回答
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
girl: maybe, we will be the richest couple when i marry you.
[ 本帖最后由 jely 于 2008-8-11 12:20 编辑 ]
sean.xyx (2008-8-07 14:15:02)
还不错嘛,你太有才了!
sean.xyx (2008-8-07 16:21:10)
sean.xyx (2008-8-07 16:21:34)
sean.xyx (2008-8-07 16:21:49)
memecaocao (2008-8-08 02:50:44)
sean.xyx (2008-8-08 10:54:53)
Do you understand?
sean.xyx (2008-8-09 09:57:01)
不错啊!
cmwcs (2008-8-09 15:10:30)
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.
BOY: In fact mine is heavy,and do you mind hold my hand?
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
BOY:Then can you buy me one?
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
BOY:When I sit down you needn't stand,OK?
sean.xyx (2008-8-11 12:02:11)
prin (2008-8-13 22:20:59)
fox2599 (2008-8-26 10:31:29)
fox2599 (2008-8-26 10:34:07)