经典对白--如何拒绝男孩子!(是男人的都来想想办法:如何不让女孩子拒绝!)

语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧,

你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧!

Boy: May I hold your hand?

Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.


Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.


Boy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.


Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.


Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book.


Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?

Girl: Must've been once.I never make the samemistake twice.


Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?

Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?


Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
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  • sean.xyx (2008-8-07 11:54:42)

    是男人的都来想想办法:如何不让女孩子拒绝!

    女孩也来帮帮忙吧!
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-07 11:55:02)

  • xiaoxia19892006 (2008-8-07 12:00:13)

    Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?

    Girl: It's in the phone book.


    bOY :so ,don't you put it in my phone book.
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-07 12:04:19)

  • sean.xyx (2008-8-07 12:05:08)

    谁是高手,也来顶顶啊!
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-07 12:18:16)

  • jely (2008-8-07 12:52:17)

    觉得这三个最经典
    Boy:  Haven't I seen you some place before?

    Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.

    boy:  so i follow you ,because i know you must be here.




    Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?

    Girl: Must've been once.I never make the samemistake twice.
    Boy:  这个有点不好回答



    Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

    Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

    girl: maybe,  we will be the richest  couple when i marry you.

    [ 本帖最后由 jely 于 2008-8-11 12:20 编辑 ]
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-07 14:15:02)


    还不错嘛,你太有才了!
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-07 16:21:10)

    的确是有点难度!
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-07 16:21:34)

    I love this game!
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-07 16:21:49)

  • memecaocao (2008-8-08 02:50:44)

       hard
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-08 10:54:53)

    You just have belief in yourself  !
    Do you understand?
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-09 09:57:01)


    不错啊!
  • cmwcs (2008-8-09 15:10:30)

    Boy: May I hold your hand?

    Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.
    BOY: In fact mine is heavy,and do you mind hold my hand?


    Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

    Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
    BOY:Then can you buy me one?


    Boy: Is this seat empty?

    Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
    BOY:When I sit down you needn't stand,OK?
  • sean.xyx (2008-8-11 12:02:11)

    不错!
  • prin (2008-8-13 22:20:59)

    hohoho~~~thanks...
  • fox2599 (2008-8-26 10:31:29)

    3x very  much
  • fox2599 (2008-8-26 10:34:07)

    3x very  much